Big Brown Pills
June 23, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
I’ve finally figured out what made Big Brown lose his bid for the Triple Crown: he’s a drug addict. Read more
Gator Hater
June 19, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
Here’s a quick pop quiz: If you come across an 8-foot alligator, you should: A) Scream like you’re passing a kidney stone, B) Run away, as fast as you can, as if you just saw an 8-foot alligator, C) Drop to the fetal position and hope you taste bad, or D) Wrestle with it. Read more
You Better Tap That
June 18, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
The sluggish economy is turning people back to the tap. According to a poll on the Idaho Statesman website, people are forgoing bottled water in favor of the trusty kitchen sink.
I guess people are finally getting tired of paying extra money for something that’s otherwise readily available and inexpensive. Read more
Thirty to $65
June 16, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
It finally happened, every ounce of coolness and youthful exuberance I once had has gone the way of a giant ice cream cake that said “Happy 30th Birthday.” Read more
Big Brown Smudge
June 12, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh -
As an animal owner, I’m in a justifiable position to say that pets are crazy. That goes for all pets, including (but not limited to): Dogs, cats, fish, birds, relatives, ferrets, porpoises, Studebakers and - this is the big one for the day – horses. Read more
Flip Flopping the Real Issue
June 10, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh -
Here’s a quick summary of how health sciences work: if you like something, a group of health scientists will deem it unhealthy. Read more
Big Brown: Guaranteed Overnight Delivery
June 9, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
The Triple Crown has eluded professional horse racing yet again, Read more
In Space, No One Can Hear the Toilet Flush
June 4, 2008
By Lee Vander Boegh –
I’m proud to bring you this very important, scientific update: the toilet aboard the International Space Station is fixed. Read more
